What's Louder Than a HS Basketball Coach?

[Benchsplinters]

Answer: A HS basketball coach sitting in the first row of bleachers during a fall league game.

C’mon guys, its preseason. Take a deep breath. I’m pretty sure UIL and TAPPS have rules against you coaching your kids until October 19th.

I really feel sorry for the poor schmucks you have talked into coaching these fall league games. They sit there with their arms folded and legs crossed waiting for you to yell across the court with the next set of instructions. That’s embarrassing.